Modern Otaku: Its about everything, see?

If anyone reads this, let me know just one thing: Do you have a co-worker you want to *end*? So, one of my fellow employees goes on his week off; not a big deal, I just had mine, too. Thing is, he "misses" the bus back from British Columbia, so he'll be back friday. No big deal, even though hes still tacking on an extra two days off. Whatever. Alright, so I come in yesterday, and it turns out, he needs to exchange his ticket for the greyhound, but its gonna cost 80 dollars Canadian (anyone ever hear of this? Sounds hokey.) And surprise surprise, hes broke, so he needs to WAIT for friday to get paid, then buy the ticket, then take two days off, THEN come back to work on monday. All of this is totally plausible, yes. However, I have a feeling that hes a lying-no-good-scum-sucking ass. Why? Well thats simple.

He went to BC to see his girlfriend.
So yeah, I want to do something terrible (albeit harmless) to him when he gets back. Suggestions?

Oh, right. Demon's Souls review coming monday. Hope your ready!
~Ota-kun